〝啊萱搭 布拉格

                                                                            笑話幾則

                                         爸：「你看廿四孝的故事多感人，你做得到嗎？」
                                         小新：「至少我能做到一樣，賣身葬父」

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                                    老師：「小新，你怎麼偷同學的橡皮擦？你做這種事，難道不
                                    為父母想一想嗎？」 
                                    小新：「就是想過才做的。這樣就不用花父母的錢了

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